Accessories

Note:  This is on pre-order. orders made after May 21 will begin shipping in late-July.Looking to adopt a cat? Well this one comes with armour. power gauntlets. trauma. and jet boosters - everything a good cat should have.Designed by: Latticha L and @Dylanwilldo

Do you want to feel like you're on Park Planet? Well with this vintage-style Knights of Guinevere Tote Bag. you can feel like you're on a shopping spree on the happiest place in the galaxy. Just don't pay attention to what the sticker inside...

Carry her everywhere so she can silently judge every social situation you walk into and find you slightly embarrassing... just like the real thing!Designed by Latticha L and Mosspuppie

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 24 will begin shipping in early-September.Jax in a maid outfit. We didn't ask for this - it's just democracy manifest.Design by Mosspuppie.

Mel's trauma has wings and follows her everywhere and now they can both follow you!Designed by: Angelica Zhang and Courtney Brenek

Just because her eyes are buttons. doesn't mean this Mel plush can't see you - she can. she just chooses not to.Designed by Courtney Brenek and Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs

Three chokers you can wear to feel like YOU are the main character of Murder Drones. or in one case. a supporting character that dies!Design by: Courtney Brenek

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July.Are you running on angst. sleep deprivation and unresolved issues? Well now you can carry all that. plus your laptop in this Uzi satchel!Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Meet your new camp counsellor! He doesn't know what he's doing. but tell him he's doing a good job by giving him a big hug. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

HE'S SQUISHY AND CUTE AND ADORABLE AND SMOL AND BABY AND DOESN'T KNOW ABCs AND-Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Note: This is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in mid-August. It's Gummigoo! He's real! Or at least this depiction of him in plush form. But. who among us can really say they are real anyway?Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Wow. who fished her out of the water? We did. that's who. And now you can bring Gwen anywhere you go (just remember to hide her if security shows up).Part of a set with the Frankie Plush Keychain and Andi Plush Keychain. Pick them...

J's not hanging around on company time. She's doing business. The business of making sure that you keep doing your business. And business is booming.Design by @cheerpuppy14.

With the J plush. the gang's all here! Recreate your favourite Disassembly Drone scenes. such as J yelling at N. J hitting N. or J threatening N's life and trying to end the planet (planet destroying force not included)!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 4 will begin shipping in early-August. Orders made after June 11 will begin shipping in late September.We reverse polarised the magnets in the two of them so that they actually push each other away....

The Jax acrylic keychain - perfect for capturing the raw fear of man versus vegetable.Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 3rd will begin shipping in early-August. Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer. as you let the Jax Bag do...

The ingredients that make up the Jax burger are highly classified. All you need to know is that he has little sesame seeds on the top and toe beans at the bottom...be blissfully ignorant to the rest.  Designed by Mosspuppie with packaging by Latticha...

Jax as a conveniently pillow-shaped plush! That means you can do to Jax what people normally do with pillows: throw them at walls really hard with the intention of causing pain!Designed by Latticha L. Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs. Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 4 will begin shipping in early-September.Just squeeze Jax's hands and watch his ears flop around! He hates it so much!! KEEP GOING!!! Designed by Latticha L. @Mosspuppie