Plushes

Would you still love J if she were a soft solver worm?Designed by: Courtney Brenek and @dylanwildo

Now you can be just like Frankie by having your own Space Trio to hang out with (if they begin to talk. that is not a feature. you are either haunted or in a medical emergency. Either way. stop reading this and get some...

Spudsy Gangle's got the badge title. the trauma. and a handful of interchangeable faces to pretend she's okay.Design by Dylan Langmaid @DylanWillDo.

He loves football so much he wants to be a football! go on ... let him live his dream...throw himDesigned by Latticha L and Mosspuppie

Does a cute Uzi Crow plushie mean less murderous intent? 🤔 Probably not...

Quiet. Uzi's finally getting some sleep after all the craziness of saving the planet and everything. How come we never saw her pajamas before. you ask? Don't ask about that!The Uzi Pajama Plush comes with a removable sleep mask you can even wear yourself!Designed...

For once. Uzi is as tall as the rest of her friends (but she's still pretty small). Pick her up today and maybe she'll change her mind on the whole “kill all humans” thing.

She's soft. She's cursed. She's probably watching you sleep with UV glowing eyes and teeth!!! Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

Camping fit includes weapon arms. chaotic energy. and something unholy behind the eyes. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

She bites. she fights and she has toe beans out of spite.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Such a cute looking plush couldn't be sinister. right 🥺? But that's what the V plush wants you to think… 

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August.Pull Zooble apart! Rearrange their limbs and throw them around. A perfectly sane and healthy way to deal with your issues.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

This cushion is a lot softer than the head of the real N. but it is easily as cute. Get one and it'll be like cuddling your very own disembodied N head!

He's so sleepy in his little pajamas. Don't wake N up though. he needs his sleep to fight against the horrors missing school the next day.The N Pajama Plush comes with a removable sleep mask you can even wear yourself!Designed by Dylanwildo and Latticha L

Look at this sweet. murderous boi. Adopt this N plushie and he'll protect you forever (with deadly force).

Was she ever called Noir Ragatha in the show? Not really. the bar scene didn't have an adventure name. But. it's canon now - the merchandise gods said so.Designed by: Dylanwildo. Matt Gaglione (@mansizemeatballs) and Latticha L

We decided to put the old and present Nori in this plush duo so you can have double the mommy issues.Product comes with both drone and heart Nori. attachable via magnets.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

In an effort to improve Pomni's quality of life we removed her limbs. She can no longer run. jump or leave...she is at peace. Well at least we think so. she hasn't moved so we're choosing to believe it's peace.Designed by Latticha L. Matt...

Treat this plush the way you would treat your real hamster. If that involves throwing her against a brick wall. that's between you and your god.Design by Mosspuppie.

She tried to escape. so we sewed this keychain to her hand so you can keep a safe eye on her.Designed by Mosspuppie.