New Arrivals

Now you can be just like Frankie by having your own Space Trio to hang out with (if they begin to talk. that is not a feature. you are either haunted or in a medical emergency. Either way. stop reading this and get some...

Spudsy Gangle's got the badge title. the trauma. and a handful of interchangeable faces to pretend she's okay.Design by Dylan Langmaid @DylanWillDo.

He loves football so much he wants to be a football! go on ... let him live his dream...throw himDesigned by Latticha L and Mosspuppie

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 23 will begin shipping in late July. Orders made after June 29 will begin shipping in mid-August. Thank you to everyone who supported this weird show. To celebrate the ending that our team put so...

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS!!! A poster to celebrate the pilot release and to help support our team in continuing to create these shows!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Show your love for the Gaslight District with this season poster. featuring the scummiest gang in the whole town!Designed by Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs.We also have a limited edition version with a printed signature by the Gaslight District creator Nick Szopko!

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July.If you are reading this. you either supported the theatrical release. or someone put the QR code up online. Either way. thank you for your support. and we hope you commemorate...

Who are we to call these fish ugly? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all. Maybe you can make your judgement after buying them and seeing them up close?Designed by: Teresa Zhang

Does a cute Uzi Crow plushie mean less murderous intent? 🤔 Probably not...

Quiet. Uzi's finally getting some sleep after all the craziness of saving the planet and everything. How come we never saw her pajamas before. you ask? Don't ask about that!The Uzi Pajama Plush comes with a removable sleep mask you can even wear yourself!Designed...

For once. Uzi is as tall as the rest of her friends (but she's still pretty small). Pick her up today and maybe she'll change her mind on the whole “kill all humans” thing.

She's soft. She's cursed. She's probably watching you sleep with UV glowing eyes and teeth!!! Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

Camping fit includes weapon arms. chaotic energy. and something unholy behind the eyes. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

She bites. she fights and she has toe beans out of spite.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Such a cute looking plush couldn't be sinister. right 🥺? But that's what the V plush wants you to think… 

The perfect tote bag to store your raw meats. litterbugs. and all your other gross secret objects...you weirdo.Designed by Courtney Brenek and Mosspuppie.

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August.Pull Zooble apart! Rearrange their limbs and throw them around. A perfectly sane and healthy way to deal with your issues.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

This cushion is a lot softer than the head of the real N. but it is easily as cute. Get one and it'll be like cuddling your very own disembodied N head!

He's so sleepy in his little pajamas. Don't wake N up though. he needs his sleep to fight against the horrors missing school the next day.The N Pajama Plush comes with a removable sleep mask you can even wear yourself!Designed by Dylanwildo and Latticha L

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in mid-September."A common side effect of Pendantz exposure includes cute aggression: the urge to squeeze or bite things. Just like you. these N keychains also exhibit the urge to squeeze or bite...