Plushes

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 19 will begin shipping in late-August. It's Jax! And he's laughing! But at what? Is it you? You'll have to bring him home to find out for sure.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August.Pomni is in her Jax era - after all. who wouldn't want to be inside Jax?This plush comes with a tiny plush gun attachable with magnets and storable in a tiny...

J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush homeDesigned by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well. he's still smaller than the real Jax. but he's like. larger than most other Jax Plushes. But then again. Jax himself isn't real. or at least that's what our therapist keeps telling us.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

A Kaboodle plush of your very own to take on adventures. His arms bend so you can in theory wear him like a backpack. but only if your shoulders are very small or if you are very flexible. But hey. Kaboodle thinks you can...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 26 will begin shipping in late-August. He's a clown with bad jokes and you're a person buying a clown plush. Neither of you are having your best moment. but we think you should cherish it.Designed...

Finally.... a father figure you can physically throw across the room. Unlike our father figures. he also comes with an actual exposed brain and detachable knife!Designed by: Matt Gaglione (@mansizedmeatballs) and Dylan Langmaid (@dylanwilldo)

You can now own your very own disappointing father figure in plush form!Khan Plush features a removable mustache and magnetic door remote (door not included).MaterialPP Cotton & Plush Fabric.Size10.5 x 8 x 6 inches (Height. Width. Depth)ShippingThis is on pre-order and is expected to...

Protect this lil' baby plush. take him everywhere with you and don't let him out of your sight or he will cry.Design by Mosspuppie.

Yes. we saw all your tweets about her. We hope you're happy. because she's certainly not - just look how angy she is.The Doll Plush comes with a removable eyepatch.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Courtney Brenek

This keychain does not actually float. that's just its name. It's confusing. we know. It's also cute though. and this little guy will hang from your bag to kill your enemies (not really. but it's nice to pretend. right?)Designed by: Latticha L and @Dylanwilldo

Ah. the ever reliable Frankie Plush. She will guard you while you sleep. and also talk to her hallucinations while you sleep. Which one of us can say they are truly real. anyway?Designed by @Dylandwildo and Courtney Brenek.

Didn't think Frankie could get smaller (or cuter) but there she is! Bring her everywhere and let her magic come to life (if you see talking animals though. that's not the keychain).Part of a set with the Gwen Plush Keychain and Andi Plush Keychain....

What a sad pathetic little keychain. You should definitely hang her on your bag and run around violently. That will definitely cheer her up. Designed by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 29 will begin shipping in early-September.Gangle comes with different faces that you can swap with velcro!! Use her to express your feelings through a plush toy like a healthy individual!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

The Gobbles Plush that you can have and treat as your very own tablet baby. He doesn't come with a tablet though so you'll have to entertain him some other way. Designed by: Latticha L and @Dylanwilldo

It's the same Guinevere Plush from the show! Now you can pretend you're on Park Planet as well - hopefully it's the fun part and not the murderous robot part (unless you're into that).Designed by Dylanwildo. based on the design by Sean Coe

A cute lil' plush keychain filled with a reminder to hold onto your Australian hat and to also avoid thinking about the nature of your own existence.Design by Mosspuppie.

Angel eyes glow. Angel head falls off. Angel hands hold together. Angel is the cutest thing you've ever seen just like a real angel!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.